Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Saturday, May 26, 2007
Very Easy Christmas Quiz
My friend
I lost a friend. And I'm in the hands of the world's oldest tradition: marriage. The trap laid her his girlfriend, after 4 years as lovers, they are committed.
As you get married?, Imperative tone and look of "no kidding", I asked incredulously as if the fact that raised his voice did come around, step back and say that I was playing a joke.
My friend has always been a bit ugly, "not graceful", I remember as a teenager at school was the kind of guy who combed his hair with side part and all his clothes seemed inherited his grandfather, and at puberty became rebellious, not shaving, combing inspection only when we started using pre-military and torn jeans to the same cut gracefully with his rusty knife. Unfortunately
ugly, never disappeared, but rather worsened when he began to get acne pimples all over his face own puberty and contained desire to fornicate with more than his hand. Already in his time at university was of abandonment, lack of groping a woman, took refuge in alcohol, there was no day that did not come home drunk, his mother in more than one occasion was nearly to throw it in your home, but always found a way to enter, once came home drunk as usual, his mother had changed the locks on his door and had no choice but to climb onto the roof, even Spider-Man to enter through the window, from where his mother gave up, I knew only the love of a woman "naive" might do mature, get a girlfriend, he repeated all the time.
definitely, my friend does not match their lifestyle, unfortunately never understood, never met a lover, grab, trap, even on occasion paid confused love with the true: I love
said, come with me to buy a bouquet of roses.
Chinese (as we call it), I explain: it is a bitch, as you are going to take a bouquet of roses. Fortunately
withdrew.
Until one day, for work reasons, he moved to another city, met his new job one of its kind (a sweetie), she was the opposite to him, five years older, modest, not and barely making it like parties, all that my friend needed to change habits, became his first and so far only love, began to straighten out his life, his nickname we have added the suffix "depressed."
do not know who has caught whom, but my friend is happy, I've already started contacting some strippers to organize your bachelor party, I hope my friend does not fall in love with one of them and end up canceling their marriage.
As you get married?, Imperative tone and look of "no kidding", I asked incredulously as if the fact that raised his voice did come around, step back and say that I was playing a joke.
My friend has always been a bit ugly, "not graceful", I remember as a teenager at school was the kind of guy who combed his hair with side part and all his clothes seemed inherited his grandfather, and at puberty became rebellious, not shaving, combing inspection only when we started using pre-military and torn jeans to the same cut gracefully with his rusty knife. Unfortunately
ugly, never disappeared, but rather worsened when he began to get acne pimples all over his face own puberty and contained desire to fornicate with more than his hand. Already in his time at university was of abandonment, lack of groping a woman, took refuge in alcohol, there was no day that did not come home drunk, his mother in more than one occasion was nearly to throw it in your home, but always found a way to enter, once came home drunk as usual, his mother had changed the locks on his door and had no choice but to climb onto the roof, even Spider-Man to enter through the window, from where his mother gave up, I knew only the love of a woman "naive" might do mature, get a girlfriend, he repeated all the time.
definitely, my friend does not match their lifestyle, unfortunately never understood, never met a lover, grab, trap, even on occasion paid confused love with the true: I love
said, come with me to buy a bouquet of roses.
Chinese (as we call it), I explain: it is a bitch, as you are going to take a bouquet of roses. Fortunately
withdrew.
Until one day, for work reasons, he moved to another city, met his new job one of its kind (a sweetie), she was the opposite to him, five years older, modest, not and barely making it like parties, all that my friend needed to change habits, became his first and so far only love, began to straighten out his life, his nickname we have added the suffix "depressed."
do not know who has caught whom, but my friend is happy, I've already started contacting some strippers to organize your bachelor party, I hope my friend does not fall in love with one of them and end up canceling their marriage.
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Soul Silver Rom (u) Desmume
married I have kidnapped! Liliana Queiroz
The Administrator agrees, but my friend does not return, we called home, but we say it is sleeping. My friend who is a lawyer has decided to call the prosecution to report a kidnapping, I am convinced that not a good idea, that does not pay above the "dust" is not Conchudo, thank goodness we have understood because he always gets aggressive when feeding.
By this time, have agreed to lend me a pc that have internet and I could publish this letter, we have run out of phone credit, at the front desk refused to lend the phone, my friend's girlfriend who calls every minute but he has run out of ideas that respond to their whereabouts, if someone has 100 soles for loans, promise to return later this month. 
On the recommendation of my friend, who I know from puberty, we left yesterday. The purpose, take a few drinks at another friend's house for a moment and help me get out of post-breakup trauma that always pulls us neglect.
In our telephone conversation, he explains:
Lalo, you do? Nothing
looking the ceiling.
Do not be jerk. --- My friends always use a lexicon grotesque to show me drop my car is not right --- We're going to Santiago's house to drink some whiskey, Swing for hurry, I happened to see in half an hour.
And they are so concerned, do not even ask what I want to do, simply imposing the recipe but used for these cases: "a few drinks."
1 hour later, Santiago's house, he always gives his house for our meetings, I think that rather do it because you can not leave because you are married, but his wife, so kind, always welcomes us with a smile, even in the back to keep a knife clavárnoslos when, after drinking so much you fall asleep, so that we will always long and so far we have not given the opportunity to carry out their macabre plan. Hey
never bother your wife. Normal - explains it. And it serves the first round, while I program the music. Therapy is a success, after 3 rounds, I'm smiling and laughing in my life, my friends make jokes with my bad luck:
Remember when he beat the school's anniversary party?
All were released to laugh.
After two hours, one of them has the brilliant idea of \u200b\u200bgoing to a club, after several shots were already over, we thought we were able to woo any woman, but once there, the sexual drive was one of them prisoner and suggested going to a night club, after all if you want to see women, what better than naked, he said.
My two friends have "put a powder," I've fallen asleep in one of the chairs next to a blonde with his money, apparently I was breastfeeding, when I raised:
vamonos
Boys What happens is that we have no silver.
I will soon, as it is? 200 soles
I have only 100
As not let us leave, for this it was almost 12 the next day, I decided to negotiate with the administrator:
Solo we have 100 soles, which would it be if my friend let her go home, bring money and so we all go.
In our telephone conversation, he explains:
Lalo, you do? Nothing
looking the ceiling.
Do not be jerk. --- My friends always use a lexicon grotesque to show me drop my car is not right --- We're going to Santiago's house to drink some whiskey, Swing for hurry, I happened to see in half an hour.
And they are so concerned, do not even ask what I want to do, simply imposing the recipe but used for these cases: "a few drinks."
1 hour later, Santiago's house, he always gives his house for our meetings, I think that rather do it because you can not leave because you are married, but his wife, so kind, always welcomes us with a smile, even in the back to keep a knife clavárnoslos when, after drinking so much you fall asleep, so that we will always long and so far we have not given the opportunity to carry out their macabre plan. Hey
never bother your wife. Normal - explains it. And it serves the first round, while I program the music. Therapy is a success, after 3 rounds, I'm smiling and laughing in my life, my friends make jokes with my bad luck:
Remember when he beat the school's anniversary party?
All were released to laugh.
After two hours, one of them has the brilliant idea of \u200b\u200bgoing to a club, after several shots were already over, we thought we were able to woo any woman, but once there, the sexual drive was one of them prisoner and suggested going to a night club, after all if you want to see women, what better than naked, he said.
My two friends have "put a powder," I've fallen asleep in one of the chairs next to a blonde with his money, apparently I was breastfeeding, when I raised:
vamonos
Boys What happens is that we have no silver.
I will soon, as it is? 200 soles
I have only 100
As not let us leave, for this it was almost 12 the next day, I decided to negotiate with the administrator:
Solo we have 100 soles, which would it be if my friend let her go home, bring money and so we all go.
The Administrator agrees, but my friend does not return, we called home, but we say it is sleeping. My friend who is a lawyer has decided to call the prosecution to report a kidnapping, I am convinced that not a good idea, that does not pay above the "dust" is not Conchudo, thank goodness we have understood because he always gets aggressive when feeding.
By this time, have agreed to lend me a pc that have internet and I could publish this letter, we have run out of phone credit, at the front desk refused to lend the phone, my friend's girlfriend who calls every minute but he has run out of ideas that respond to their whereabouts, if someone has 100 soles for loans, promise to return later this month.
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Best Bluetooth Mono And Stereo
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He was what we commonly call " a endured," someone in the real plane repressed desires, unable to look directly into the eyes of a girl in a conversation and less to throw a compliment to a stranger who happened to his view, however Rafael was not ugly, like my friend who is getting married, on the contrary, but lacked Grace, the girls approached him, spoke, but could only respond with short phrases: "Hello ", " If? ", " course! ", " I also " after 3 minutes of conversation the girl was bored and confused, but in the chat, Rafael was a devourer of women, a womanizer, a Don Juan, an affectionate, a lover rampant, there was no girl who resisted his charms, was so persuasive that came to undress in the first conversation.
When he had no access at home, went religiously every day from 7 pm until after dawn to the cabins of his friend, requested a private booth, a six pack and you could spend hours and hours in front of a 19 "specially equipped for such a demanding customer like him, watching videos, photos and girlfriend having sex with what you submit.
Rafael
, but what about kissing?, And the moaning?, where are the arms?, And loving words of love? These things are not provided by the virtual sex. Those things do not give you the hand. I prefer the real sex, he said.
Once the owner of the cabins installed a webcam, Rafael could not contain the joy that day took two Appleton, let's take the holy water said to me, from that day's life my friend turned around, their conversations verbatim was added real images he shared with us was how I met Patty -al-sky take me , LaOrgasMika, Gio-for-back-no, the dead-lift- , dust-celestial , among others, Rafael virtual lovers, who knows if they had life of its own, or were just like my friend, addicted to sex.
Until one day, as if by magic, ends with one of those hot chat channels, it was like being in a brothel but no face, just a nick that rebelled your level of sexual desire, and that's how I met to DulceziTa , by pure chance.
After spirited discussions night, and applying the techniques of virtual crush on my friend, DulceziTa agreed to a live date, the average had expected tall, brunette, brown eyes, black hair, big breasts and a little round ass, could not contain the emotion, so I told Rafael.
time I get on in that corner where we've meet, DulceziTa was Raphael, the son of a bitch I always played the same joke to all your friends, after promoting a right hand, take me to mourn, which thought this idiot had to play well with my feelings ...