Friday, June 29, 2007

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Apology goodbye (to Bryce) An act of faith

Dearest japanese,

I'm standing in the terminal, which will fly solo always the same place and anywhere, with black earphones in each ear, the volume since only half, Ben Harper with me today and melodious music during my trip, but I need to read something, I bring with me a book of economies of scale, but my mind today needs of literature that I miss reading to enrich my soul and let my imagination. What

lost in the middle of nowhere and surrounded by strangers who also want to leave, my laptop over my shoulder and the other my suitcase full of clothes, the first I found today morning, the neighborhood without lights, go situation, so I faded clothes. I had the feeling that something was forgotten, but when I was about to board the taxi, my mom ran to me and exclaiming, "I do

Forgot black scarf! Child is very cold, you better take her.

That scarf, black with tassels, which give me for my birthday and what my mother has taken out the pompoms, of which my nephew has taken over, and even has named them each clear that the 6 pompoms, five say they are yours and only one would have put my name, which has given me, all naive to it, and I I have left in your blue coat hiding, I hope you find and keep.

Suddenly in the middle of nowhere, at the end of the terminal, there is a place for magazines, books and newspapers. There I found a book by Bryce, "Tarzan's Tonsillitis," I spent 12 soles, were actually 15 soles, but I haggled 3 soles in order to buy an ice cream Sublime D'onofrio, to feel close to you. Suddenly has sounded the call to the passengers, bound for I do not know where I'm distracted looking through the book, while the headset sounds "waiting on an angel" listen together someday, I promise.


Ben Harper - Waiting On An Angel

I go to the line of approach and an old woman asked if the bus is bound for where I am and I said yes, so glad it formed his tail back and prepare myself to deal with in my chest I have the cross, that we sold the old shit, and now blessed by the holy cross, hanging from my chest.

I expect six long hours of travel, but I have hope that Bryce and Ben, will do their part, while I read the book I imagine that the story of us agree with and parts that do not fit and even how to to fit, if I'm even taking notes in my blue book. Pobre Juan Manuel Carpio, their love is impossible, and after further progress in reading, today I feel that we lacked ETA, that is what the sailors of air, sea and land are often called in English Estimated time of arrival. Why?, Look you, my great ability to invent that exist now, when you know that mine is to be in the wrong place, much less in a timely manner.

As that time comes, I kiss you a thousand times, to be paying off my debt, ten thousand three hundred forty-two kisses you gave me. Eduardo

Sunday, June 24, 2007

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She had never reached the top, to see the miraculous cross, the last time I tried, was 11 and his uncle died in transit. Do you know where I go, I said last night as we talked on the couch in her living room.

- I get to the cross. I never did.
- Okay, he said, without wanting to be spoilers.

I do not remember the last time I went, was thousands of years I guess, my mother tells me that as we climbed, I threw my ruthless cousin to the well blessed her, my mother nearly died of fright, all is not passing cousins \u200b\u200ba joke, after all recovered his breath, we end up reaching the top.

next day morning at 8am in the morning, we began our journey, the Japanese girl and I, after an hour and a half by bus and tropical music bear the driver finally arrived. I never expected such a reception, or rather put a foot, or rather the two in Motupe , some ladies Forties music filled religious fervor, then read it, came to meet us. Which

swarm of bees, their bodies filled with crucifixes in their hands and different shapes of candles and more crucifixes, surrounded us, all talking at once, offering its objects and said he could not reach the cross without, as them an indispensable resource.

- For the miraculous bless him, yelling.
- Take candles, on the road will find the most expensive.
- To bless the miraculous, more voices again.
- 2 for 8 soles crucifixes.
- Take the young couple, to bring you luck.

were thousands of arguments, but the pressure exerted on us because we were doing anger, the Japanese girl who can not bear fleas, little and lets out his famous phrase, Stop!, Her lungs. I on the other hand, almost argue that I'm an atheist, but this would only infuriate, who knows, maybe my blessings instead of curses fell. Finally termínanos imposition acquiring ten crosses, two dozen candles, four reminders and five shirts.

had scarcely begun to reach the cave, we had to take other transportation, as we wanted to escape as quickly as possible to the swarm of old, the first thing we find, a motorcycle taxi, thirty minutes later we arrived at the scene, which we was expected to rise when he knows a thousand steps before reaching the miraculous cross.

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And so we begin our long climb, the sun was as if he had committed to roasting. Along the way, people returning tired but full of joy, and other advancing with its thousand crucifixes, dozens of candles, God knows, coaxed by the same old shit. The question is on the road, also abound religious souvenir shops. We were not even twenty-minute walk, when I started to lose faith in that, a sign appeared before me: Refreshments "My Jesus". Snowcone, cold barley, soy ice. And the breath returned to the body, rested a while and continue.

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for Tier I 800, every 100 steps is a stone marked with the number of steps ascended, two ladies, one carried on the shoulders of his little girl about two years, released a commentary, which we described the view both up and down stairs and also made us burst out laughing:

"But the shit!, Said out loud, with religious fervor. Go

journey summary, I thought, as the Japanese girl writhed on the floor with laughter.

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for Tier I 985, I started to crawl, and that I'm on form, so the gym, but it was not long, so take the last breath and reached the top, we both came. And there they were, a group of people asking their wishes in their prayers to the miraculous cross.



the decline was already easier to part of the way we ran, but said the Japanese girl's shit, and this time was I who fell to the ground to kill me with laughter ...

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

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out on TV says no to love the public, but to earn enough money to enable it away from him.
is a writer because he was not think of another way to earn money by staying home. His office is talking. You get paid for talking. You get paid even when in silence, listening. Said to be the best profession in the world: "You sit down, smile and talk an hour or two. Not even have to know what you're saying. Just talk like you're right."
says television does not ask questions because you are curious but because it must fill the silences. If someone you pay for being one hour sitting in silence, he would stop asking questions. Your idea of \u200b\u200bhappiness always comes down to shit in the bathroom of her home. That forces him to spend much time at home. So it became a writer, to shit in your house.

This describes Jaime Bayly, writer, interviewer and as openly proclaimed time and again that no one believes him gay. The truth is that in his books that I have not read CONSCIOUS, I follow their news over the newspapers and television, perhaps without malice spreads its affairs assaulting the privacy of individuals, who then feels assaulted by the author citing violation of privacy. Bayly

disguises While not as fictional characters, because they end up being deductible, but because the author so wishes. Invented, exaggerated, idealizing, you can put it any way you like, always ends up causing controversy, irritation and laughter. There is no denying it is cynically intelligent, has a unique charisma, is someone that if you still feel like ashamed to shake hands, you learn more from him than from many characters cucufato of our reality.

never need someone to take to end the author's imagination and feel alluded. recently wrote an article , which finishes smoothly betray one of his gay lovers, a national actor known that sparked a scandal. And all because Jaime then comment on its agenda that had been close friends. True to his sarcastic style, it loses its sense of humor to make fun of her lover, and this video footage made alluding to commercial detergents starring the actor.



Listen to Jaime Bayly is more interesting to listen to your girlfriend, but you can not openly mentioned, even more, say that you like I can be dangerous Bayly and more if he claims to be your close friend, I so when my girlfriend asked me to see her fictional on Sunday night, I always say I'm sorry, on Sundays I like to stay home and rest, argument, but a lie, I stay home to watch comfortably without any touch me distracted, his television program. I just hope that after my confession, I also remove a detergent commercial ...

Saturday, June 16, 2007

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The enfant terrible man and the gym I stopped


the environment and in itself is nice, and depending on the genre can enjoy beautiful company, but the only thing they have in common are only a few drops of sweat and having to share the same machine exercises. Once inside, there is no escape, a prison is driven by a strong guard, a mountain de músculos, su cuerpo que probablemente dobla al tuyo, da indicaciones a los prisioneros, que estamos sometidos a su voluntad para que forme nuestros flácidos cuerpecitos. "Hoy empezamos con piernas, haz estiramientos, 15 repeticiones en 4 sesiones, usa 12 kilos", no te queda mas que agachar la cabeza, observar tus angostas y débiles piernitas y rezar porque la montaña de músculos tenga razón y porque la chica de al lado, que probablemente lleva ya mas de 2 meses ahí, no se burle de ti, "12 kilos, ridículo!"

Después de dos días es el dolor que nos aprisiona, cada pedazo de músculo se estira y cuando menos lo piensas ya ni siquiera puedes ponerte en pie, pero debes seguir, y al siguiente days come back again and again to repeat the cycle of exercises that make you feel better. If you ate before the just now you can not quit, but you should eat healthy, do not want to end up like the fat kid that never fails in the gym, the one who dreams of losing 20 kilos more, but always runs after the gym home to eat two chocolate cakes, pizza and grilled chicken enterito.

taken a month and have noticed that what most men are strengthen the pectorals. And not because we want to emulate the volume to a greater or lesser extent to the breasts of women, of course, with few exceptions like the breasts of President Garcia, on the contrary, most of men looking to have a well-defined pecs and completely hardened by a well-worked muscles.

I imagine that many people uncomfortable look in the mirror and notice sagging, not knowing whether to use or support vividi and think about how they could be much more attractive, the tension increases as summer approaches and invades the desperation, some even away from the beaches, others, more daring, they believe that holding your breath and walking like Robocop go unnoticed.

Of course, it is virtually impossible to replace years of working with a couple of months of effort, that is why I've started now, but am naturally athletic, always good exercise because it also relieves accumulated stress due to the routine work, relationships or to relieve stress view, whatever the excuse, a few drops of sweat worth the sacrifice.

The other day I returned home late from the gym, when I was about to take a shower, no water, as it could go to rest with the body sweating has not been one that I go to my neighbor's house to lend me your shower, seeing my toned chest and my abdomen has not been hardened to resist and let me go ...

Thursday, June 14, 2007

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do not know if it was his eyes or the song ...

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Saturday, June 9, 2007

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Excuses Curated


Photo by zazk .

Now what do I do? Is the question we always do when trying to find an excuse for our lack of commitment solvent, some are very creative, we must resort to other friends, depending on the case, to help us to spin a story that is convincing for other affected part.

The human brain, well fed, is very creative, and even more if we need to invent excuses are to give to the girl we love, love, lover, girlfriend or wife. Such is the case of my friend Tony, he always has an excuse for everything, I sometimes turn to them if the excuse exceeds the limit of my imagination and must be 100% credible, not to damage susceptibility.

Tonny, is a football fan when his team lost to Barcelona is not like others to apologize on the trainer, the more sophisticated looks for excuses, all worthy of a scientist working on the art of inventing, such claims "incomplementariedad the tactical offensive after the first goal of the adversary", "poor physical condition of the front left edge," and until I heard him say, "adverse effect of climate factor, all worthy of a football commentator, sometimes I really want to believe who is Peruvian, so I made up excuses for why we always lose, at least thus relieve the feeling of anger that grips us every time we left a land losers game.

But his most startling are the excuses that invented when to ease tensions in their relationship, on one occasion he told his girlfriend that he had forgotten the anniversary date for regularly suffers blackouts number it sometimes impossible to remember dates memorable, even though the guard and is present in your subconscious, it sometimes retained because of stress and leaves us free until two or three days then it is surprising that you believe, and remembering dates reinforces his excuse that his girlfriend has forgotten, as "the date that the teddy bear gift with much love that she keeps next to his bed", or "collars gave her the day she was traveling to support their master "or" date of birth of his pet parrot. " He argues that a good excuse is always looking to the other person in similar situation like that brings the feeling of guilt, that way the other person to be in this situation no choice but to accept the excuse.

The other day, I missed an appointment and I have resorted to tonny excuse, as I do not dare to call it planted actually leave because I fell asleep following a night of drinking with some friends last night, Tony advised me that:

Tell your dog has been sick all night and as you will have a special affection, because I nursed when you were a baby, you've been with her all night watching you, is why any time now you fell asleep and when you woke up it was noon, which is why you could not tell him to postpone the appointment time.

The problem is that I have a pet, what do you think I believe?

Thursday, June 7, 2007

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rabies


Photo by Pisellonio .

My friend has been bitten by a dog, therefore, since I have been vaccinated against rabies feels strangely happier, has ceased to renege and babbling, to your daily diet has added a smile. Particularly

she always complained about everything and when he was surrounded by strange people began to clench his teeth and emit high-pitched noises, the listener knew he was not welcome, but now can not stop smiling the whole world in its agenda and has scored more phone numbers of new people who all had so far succeeded in his office his friends believe that it has become a flirt.

The problem is that my friend in gratitude for the change of aura has thought of adopting a dog that has bitten.

And that race is the dog?, I asked in our last conversation.

is a stray dog \u200b\u200bbit you And where?
The company, once a month a brigade is usually done in areas of invasion of the city, after the brigade, a dog's face looked at me very hungry and I as I'm too generous, I offered a piece of cake was eating and it bit me.
wow, it seems that not only did a bit but the whole cake.
(laughs), I bit his fingers, the nail went through me, almost I'm dying of pain.
That you get for generous.
I want to adopt, but nobody wanted to help

When I said that, I thought of help, first we need to catch him, but as a stray and hungry, we have taken some precautions.

I said that first we must go with gloves and helmet, in case we will keep a dog in heat so distracted, the problem is we do not know if he's alive, poor thing, maybe he died of rabies, while my friend is happy, in his office have eased the workload, now only archive dedicated to stories and when asked as this, it makes them little fist with middle finger raised, says it's relaxing! ...

Saturday, June 2, 2007

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Maroon 5 - She Will Be Loved

She was 17 when he decided to live, her heart had known only teenage love, love that which you believe to especially since it runs but never filled, otherwise distracted and fall into inconsistencies makes hormones own age.

From time to time, his life changed when I least expected, when he left his first love with a short goodbye but causing an endless pain, it vanished, at least it was what she thought of us being by he, a stranger appeared in his life with his boyish smile and his speech that the show must go on, they drew their unfounded nostalgia and grim, to plunge into a new frenzy of passion, perhaps never before experienced and one from the beginning to the end.

Loves start as discordant outbursts and adrenaline-filled, twink and sporadic, altruistic and spontaneous, you never know who wants more, who want more, but beyond, every day seems the last, and one day without seeing it as a century, when they finally are reunited, it's like the first time. He and she were not oblivious to this home, until your love is returned automatically.

automatic Love, do not choose, just is given, it is their nature and is designed to please. You fall in love with the passing of the months leave to buy the fuel that keeps the flame of love, you start to become complacent, I love the sound of millions, kissing all the time and place lost in every sense. But it's nice that someone you revere and want to be with you, it is sweet that someone loves you without judging and without reason, that your love does not make sense and a lot less than you deserve

But it is false, people lie your love machine. Do not choose love, would love to someone in your place. Has touched you and your girlfriend, but she has chosen you among many, nor has weighed your qualities, or loves you despite your flaws.

No, I believe, do not believe anyone who professes a love for you automatically. Do not believe your girlfriend who just called you twice a week to ask how have you been at work, sends you kisses and hang, or yourself that you will only see after they have passed your favorite series, you get half an hour with her, hug her, I want to repeat the positive infinity and go. We

conformists, we got used to the farce, never trust a love machine, when you sit down, take the wheel of your life, take a sharp turn that makes you wake up and ask why I do this? ...