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My online secret

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I finally understood why my friends always have more than one cell at hand. After several years using a single number, I've found useful: I can use it to communicate to my friends loving.

uncomfortable I always give my number to a single " girlfriend "because they could never know when you could call me several times and was too intrusive. Once, while I was with my girlfriend having dinner at a restaurant, an entry called "hot " of such a Pepita, at that time could not remember how she got my number, but the way I talked, we had insurance crossed the boundaries of privacy. " I liked what I did tonight, I want we meet again." It was not easy, when you hear it, I dropped the cover and almost choke me the impression, my girlfriend thought he had received bad news. The only thing I managed to do was go running to the bathroom to terminate the conversation. When you return to the table, she was irritated by demanding an explanation of the origin of my ability. But then we discussed her hair and her beautiful dress and the weather brightened a bit.

hardest thing was to explain on the phone numbers on my phone kept personal. He had developed a classification for your contacts unfit without arousing suspicion. If We placed just kept the name and / or remove letters to the name to make it pass as male. If it was Claudia, Claudio made him so. When my girlfriend could see on the screen to enter a call Claudio, merely yelling at me:
- "We are calling Claudio!, Why are you calling so late, they are the 1 am ."
- " But love!. Security is important. I'll talk the room. "

Obviously that also vexed me, and ended in the room whispering and making up more excuses. " Claudio (who was actually Claudia). I told you not to call me at this hour, right after the time? You're going to raise my family. morning talk. " And suddenly hung. As some were insistent, most of the time finished off the phone. Provided

whatever the situation, there were circumstances in which simply could not hide. Especially with the " girlfriends, who had crossed the line from game to love and that people would take the liberty to call at any time for as they mark their territory. These were the hardest to sacárselas off, if not by voice, invading my mailbox. The most dangerous message that came from the most ignorant. " moron, if I answer the phone, I'll tell your girlfriend what happened between us ." When I crossed the line, I had another to make an appointment to put in place.

In my time of being single was not a problem, they actually arose while had a girlfriend. My friends that I always looked in trouble, I recommend buying another phone. I really do not see any functionality, because either would continue as inappropriate calls. But as I have said, I can argue it could be my work unique number only for emergencies. I rushed to buy one. To them it works. Now I walk with two phones. When I get calls late at night while I am with my girlfriend, she understands and supports me. I say work is work.

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The 40 most famous topless movie history

There are moments that are recorded forever in our retinas when we enjoy a movie, as a phrase, a situation, a kiss, a fight a sequence of jealousy, drama, action, sex, and as even a top less, must be thousands of topless scenes, but on the blog ezcritor found a video which showed the top 40.

Some have seen in the movies but there are many who do not remember, much less the name of the movie, and so far not decide which is best, what is certain is that the song gives it a romantic flavor robbing the video of perversion that can cause the reader.

If someone has another top time, do not be selfish, you expect to share ...

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I have come to touch the sky

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I got up early, or almost, was 9 in the morning, a sunny day in Cajamarca, today I Cumbemayo bound again to the destination where the rocks taking human forms, where imagination is confused with reality.

Among my things I carry a camera that is not mine, I sit in front row, to privilege the scenic ascent. During the trip, the guide narrates stories surround the city, I'm distracted by my mp3, listening to the latest album by Paul McCartney, whenever we get closer, the clouds seem to approach us, you can even distinguish clearly that some are loaded with water, ready to have beaten us for a few moments with its galloping drops, but today the sun is awesome, the king dominates the sky, and appear to be imposed for not overshadow our visit to the forest of volcanic rocks.

After an hour, we finally arrived, the scenery is stunning, huge stones and one would imagine have been placed on purpose by a superior alien race, greet us, as soon as we got the first stones seem to form a skull human guide gathers us all but me, I'm running around from one side to another, admiring every detail, but warns that cross a cave, is not dangerous, but impatient, we all want to get there.

With me are a English couple, at first I thought they were gringos, they were not even understand shit, maybe English, so chewing your pronunciation, unsuccessfully trying to translate what they said, but the language I was familiar when I removed the headphones I've noticed with surprise that they were Catalans, with good reason. Also go with the group two families and a doped player, because you have to be, to rise to 3.500 meters above sea level sea, shorts and polo tops, must be well doped or be dumb, I'm good people and I think that has been doped.



During the walk, we find stones that gave way to people, animals, things, as I'm with the fever of the Transformers I wanted a picture of a robot, but most boil I've smoked my attempt has been useless, so if you've seen is a doberman, some nuns away, some monks coming to the nuns, a pirate, a toad about to jump, a platonic kiss a rock that sent us to hell, because his hand was fist with middle finger raised.

most beautiful thing was that I saw chocolata , that sucker lamb my previous adventure, lying in the middle of the green ground with her owner, a little girl of 12, who held in his hand a bottle, I had to give her a tip, but let me breastfeed again chocolate, the repetition is the spice.



Then, following the canal road, we come back full circle, half-day stroll under the bright sun, it has left me bed, when he returns to Chicago, and imagine my friends believe that I've been in some of the southern beaches, but not only was a good tan while lying on each stone that was in my Cumbemayo tour.

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My coach thinks I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Sorry for my abandonment by my occasional laziness to rewrite even a few lines to keep them on edge with their piece of this blog, but this week my neurons were scorched, collapsed, big bang product of physical effort to which I referred in my daily indulgence for 1 hour in the gym, to form those pecs that are so fond of my neighbor and that both yearn poto Truly.

I've been about two months since I started my routine, and changes have already noted, by close and strange eyes, my figure is admired with desire for the neighbors to fight catfight which to borrow your shower when I run out of water at home and envied the plump and friends why not also say the skinny. But do not believe it's been easy, let alone imagine me with bodybuilder body, mine is more of a natural process without actually building the hype. Early

rose just 3 kilos and my poor little arms the other day, looked rusty robocop trying to serve a glass of water, and legs and it is said, every time I finished the routine, it was torture off the third floor, my legs shaking, the same 80-year old man walking in a hurry to go to the bathroom, they even get to go with a cane every Tuesday and Thursday I had to do legs. And when to abdominal and you could barely keep up with my friend who always trained:

"That you are tired, it still lacks 1.000 abs.
-What?
"Yeah, c'mon, we're just warming up.
- Out of here!

I stood, sometimes, usually because I had driven 10 minutes on the mat, while recovering his breath and looked like the abs was still unhappy, "Oh no, I can too," he repeated, but my body a stone was indifferent to ignore the orders of my mind.

But, slowly and patiently, I noticed that he could lift more weight each time - if you want to increase muscle mass, the idea is to lift more weight but less reps - and thus of the night to morning, I surprised myself by my progress, my coach, who rather resembles a mole embarrassment, began to notice my progress and clear and no train was ashamed and began to run my routine, the problem is that he thinks I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger.

I change the routine, as muscular as his deep knowledge, my previous routine was good for a young lady decent, I have been deeply shocked, but willing to follow their advice. Of the 3 kilos I've been at 10, 12 to 16 for arms, chest sidebar've spent 5 to 15 kilos and when I get to do back behind the neck of 24 I have spent 48, 52 and 56. The problem has arisen when I played to my legs.

Last Friday I get to the edge of exaggeration - now you know what train legs - let me know, let's start with squats with weight, grab a dumbbell of 12 kilos, I never put it on and started to walk around the gym doing squats, for when I was in the third repetition, on my neck carrying a weight 16 kilos, my legs and I just responded, the fourth repetition and carrying a weight of 24 kilos and her words of encouragement were felt:

"Come, come, panchita, force gay! ...

I do not know whether to laugh of anger or joy.

- look like a little girl, you're saying I can not!, I can not! ...

When I heard him say that, I have drawn strength from the underworld and to prove my manhood, I made a further recurrence, fatal decision that now has me lying in bed, his legs harder than last panetón pending a massage that relaxes me ...

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Kausachum, Machu Picchu

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Happiness is impressive, announced in Lisbon , the cry of Peru, the cry of Cusco, erupted in joy, filled the streets, looks, hugs, words of admiration, the lights in the sky , no matter if you were local or foreign, mixed or white, tall or short, all gathered to celebrate. The magical city of the Incas and the pride of all Peruvians, and is one of the new seven wonders of the world.

We have succeeded, no matter if we lose against Argentina today, this time there will be football that we have returned the smile, this time he has made the ancient citadel of our ancestors, that magnetic place, perhaps the navel of the world, make the eyes of others that we still seek to google maps, those which never seemed familiar with the word Peru, much less, Machu Picchu, Cusco Now we are in the common denominator among the tourist destinations now certifiably perhaps mandatory for visiting.

And the party continues, and thither I go, to mingle among the races and look from the navel to connect with my ancestors. Do you dare to go?

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And once again he left without announcing it, once again, he hardened his heart, postpone your desires and turned away, even a farewell kiss left him, just take your things, of the few who still kept in a corner, her blue backpack, her crucifix, and in silence, like a thief, but hearts, before the beginning of dawn. On your desktop, just a handwritten note with a green crayon, a note, possibly saying farewell:

is better to go without calling

want to disappear without words that I remember like yesterday and not today
or tomorrow.

Two hearts can not accommodate two loves
eventually
heart gets hurt and now I have felt

To not make the pain suffering and yours

hell I left the place of I should never leave and re-embrace
arms never let me go

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While his heart still did not understand what was written on that crumpled paper, his eyes a tear hit the ground, as strong as a thousand nuclear bombs exploding in the same place, his hand dropped the role so slowly and now the dawn was awesome, hit his window, his mind brought back memories that collided with his confused thoughts on regrets.

Slowly and without cavil about what was happening, turn off your reality, in its left wall read: "Best we've done."


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In a desperate move to seek advice to get the attention of their head of office, my friend has come to me, says I, on my way, I know weapons of innuendo. She is willing to do anything to get noticed.

The first time I saw him, fell at his feet rendered, failed with his warm smile and friendly, very naive, had fallen for their marketing department head dog. My friend works for an agency for pets she takes care of keeping track of vaccines and medical history of the animals, go to a stressful job is having to deal with each animal star poses in their day more overwhelming to imagine talking to them, the insults and abuses verbally make your life miserable, but as he enters his apartment, his boss, his look changes, your body tingles, betrays her stomach with butterflies sounds eager to stop at a hojar and even moving you around dogs tail.

She has tried everything, has added to their mailing list, sends strings with the hope that someday you can respond and start a conversation out of the office, she is afraid that insinuársele abruptly, he can fire her.

When talking on the phone, labor, ie, she can not refuse or object to his orders, like a slave, lives attentive to your telephone, each time it rings, fits the tone of her voice to sound as sweet possible candidates, and when it is the voice of her lover who is on the other line, his voice deepens, and has repeatedly exclaimed, "Oh it was you, you want it bad." Has even developed a super hearing that lets you hear the ring up to 50 feet around, his office colleagues know that when they see it running like mad through the halls is because it answer your phone.

The other day I have recommended to use gestures to the men we love it when someone greets us warmly eg with a kiss on the cheek. From that day on, every time she sees him, she greets him with a kiss, the trouble is that on Friday when they fired him, she in her desire to preserve the taste of your kiss for the weekend, no longer wash face.

say that all women have a sixth sense that allows them to realize if someone, in this case a man is interested in them and take advantage of that advantage either to humiliate her lover when not interested or give air, showing indifference when they try to be difficult; but my friend, unfortunately he still owes her sixth sense, even if a thousand tracks do not understand until you put them out of clay in front of their eyes, so is slow.

I in my eagerness to help, I consulted with another friend, she advised me that if you just want to draw your attention because her skirt is lifted. My friend has bought a blouse with a plunging neckline and a softly spoken princess cut skirt, and has gone to see my other friend to show you how to gently lift her skirt. The other day I went to see, has taught me what he has learned, but until now always be seen short. Do you believe you achieved? or recommend another tactic.

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Apology goodbye (to Bryce) An act of faith

Dearest japanese,

I'm standing in the terminal, which will fly solo always the same place and anywhere, with black earphones in each ear, the volume since only half, Ben Harper with me today and melodious music during my trip, but I need to read something, I bring with me a book of economies of scale, but my mind today needs of literature that I miss reading to enrich my soul and let my imagination. What

lost in the middle of nowhere and surrounded by strangers who also want to leave, my laptop over my shoulder and the other my suitcase full of clothes, the first I found today morning, the neighborhood without lights, go situation, so I faded clothes. I had the feeling that something was forgotten, but when I was about to board the taxi, my mom ran to me and exclaiming, "I do

Forgot black scarf! Child is very cold, you better take her.

That scarf, black with tassels, which give me for my birthday and what my mother has taken out the pompoms, of which my nephew has taken over, and even has named them each clear that the 6 pompoms, five say they are yours and only one would have put my name, which has given me, all naive to it, and I I have left in your blue coat hiding, I hope you find and keep.

Suddenly in the middle of nowhere, at the end of the terminal, there is a place for magazines, books and newspapers. There I found a book by Bryce, "Tarzan's Tonsillitis," I spent 12 soles, were actually 15 soles, but I haggled 3 soles in order to buy an ice cream Sublime D'onofrio, to feel close to you. Suddenly has sounded the call to the passengers, bound for I do not know where I'm distracted looking through the book, while the headset sounds "waiting on an angel" listen together someday, I promise.


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I go to the line of approach and an old woman asked if the bus is bound for where I am and I said yes, so glad it formed his tail back and prepare myself to deal with in my chest I have the cross, that we sold the old shit, and now blessed by the holy cross, hanging from my chest.

I expect six long hours of travel, but I have hope that Bryce and Ben, will do their part, while I read the book I imagine that the story of us agree with and parts that do not fit and even how to to fit, if I'm even taking notes in my blue book. Pobre Juan Manuel Carpio, their love is impossible, and after further progress in reading, today I feel that we lacked ETA, that is what the sailors of air, sea and land are often called in English Estimated time of arrival. Why?, Look you, my great ability to invent that exist now, when you know that mine is to be in the wrong place, much less in a timely manner.

As that time comes, I kiss you a thousand times, to be paying off my debt, ten thousand three hundred forty-two kisses you gave me. Eduardo

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She had never reached the top, to see the miraculous cross, the last time I tried, was 11 and his uncle died in transit. Do you know where I go, I said last night as we talked on the couch in her living room.

- I get to the cross. I never did.
- Okay, he said, without wanting to be spoilers.

I do not remember the last time I went, was thousands of years I guess, my mother tells me that as we climbed, I threw my ruthless cousin to the well blessed her, my mother nearly died of fright, all is not passing cousins \u200b\u200ba joke, after all recovered his breath, we end up reaching the top.

next day morning at 8am in the morning, we began our journey, the Japanese girl and I, after an hour and a half by bus and tropical music bear the driver finally arrived. I never expected such a reception, or rather put a foot, or rather the two in Motupe , some ladies Forties music filled religious fervor, then read it, came to meet us. Which

swarm of bees, their bodies filled with crucifixes in their hands and different shapes of candles and more crucifixes, surrounded us, all talking at once, offering its objects and said he could not reach the cross without, as them an indispensable resource.

- For the miraculous bless him, yelling.
- Take candles, on the road will find the most expensive.
- To bless the miraculous, more voices again.
- 2 for 8 soles crucifixes.
- Take the young couple, to bring you luck.

were thousands of arguments, but the pressure exerted on us because we were doing anger, the Japanese girl who can not bear fleas, little and lets out his famous phrase, Stop!, Her lungs. I on the other hand, almost argue that I'm an atheist, but this would only infuriate, who knows, maybe my blessings instead of curses fell. Finally termínanos imposition acquiring ten crosses, two dozen candles, four reminders and five shirts.

had scarcely begun to reach the cave, we had to take other transportation, as we wanted to escape as quickly as possible to the swarm of old, the first thing we find, a motorcycle taxi, thirty minutes later we arrived at the scene, which we was expected to rise when he knows a thousand steps before reaching the miraculous cross.



And so we begin our long climb, the sun was as if he had committed to roasting. Along the way, people returning tired but full of joy, and other advancing with its thousand crucifixes, dozens of candles, God knows, coaxed by the same old shit. The question is on the road, also abound religious souvenir shops. We were not even twenty-minute walk, when I started to lose faith in that, a sign appeared before me: Refreshments "My Jesus". Snowcone, cold barley, soy ice. And the breath returned to the body, rested a while and continue.



for Tier I 800, every 100 steps is a stone marked with the number of steps ascended, two ladies, one carried on the shoulders of his little girl about two years, released a commentary, which we described the view both up and down stairs and also made us burst out laughing:

"But the shit!, Said out loud, with religious fervor. Go

journey summary, I thought, as the Japanese girl writhed on the floor with laughter.



for Tier I 985, I started to crawl, and that I'm on form, so the gym, but it was not long, so take the last breath and reached the top, we both came. And there they were, a group of people asking their wishes in their prayers to the miraculous cross.



the decline was already easier to part of the way we ran, but said the Japanese girl's shit, and this time was I who fell to the ground to kill me with laughter ...

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out on TV says no to love the public, but to earn enough money to enable it away from him.
is a writer because he was not think of another way to earn money by staying home. His office is talking. You get paid for talking. You get paid even when in silence, listening. Said to be the best profession in the world: "You sit down, smile and talk an hour or two. Not even have to know what you're saying. Just talk like you're right."
says television does not ask questions because you are curious but because it must fill the silences. If someone you pay for being one hour sitting in silence, he would stop asking questions. Your idea of \u200b\u200bhappiness always comes down to shit in the bathroom of her home. That forces him to spend much time at home. So it became a writer, to shit in your house.

This describes Jaime Bayly, writer, interviewer and as openly proclaimed time and again that no one believes him gay. The truth is that in his books that I have not read CONSCIOUS, I follow their news over the newspapers and television, perhaps without malice spreads its affairs assaulting the privacy of individuals, who then feels assaulted by the author citing violation of privacy. Bayly

disguises While not as fictional characters, because they end up being deductible, but because the author so wishes. Invented, exaggerated, idealizing, you can put it any way you like, always ends up causing controversy, irritation and laughter. There is no denying it is cynically intelligent, has a unique charisma, is someone that if you still feel like ashamed to shake hands, you learn more from him than from many characters cucufato of our reality.

never need someone to take to end the author's imagination and feel alluded. recently wrote an article , which finishes smoothly betray one of his gay lovers, a national actor known that sparked a scandal. And all because Jaime then comment on its agenda that had been close friends. True to his sarcastic style, it loses its sense of humor to make fun of her lover, and this video footage made alluding to commercial detergents starring the actor.



Listen to Jaime Bayly is more interesting to listen to your girlfriend, but you can not openly mentioned, even more, say that you like I can be dangerous Bayly and more if he claims to be your close friend, I so when my girlfriend asked me to see her fictional on Sunday night, I always say I'm sorry, on Sundays I like to stay home and rest, argument, but a lie, I stay home to watch comfortably without any touch me distracted, his television program. I just hope that after my confession, I also remove a detergent commercial ...

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The enfant terrible man and the gym I stopped

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the environment and in itself is nice, and depending on the genre can enjoy beautiful company, but the only thing they have in common are only a few drops of sweat and having to share the same machine exercises. Once inside, there is no escape, a prison is driven by a strong guard, a mountain de músculos, su cuerpo que probablemente dobla al tuyo, da indicaciones a los prisioneros, que estamos sometidos a su voluntad para que forme nuestros flácidos cuerpecitos. "Hoy empezamos con piernas, haz estiramientos, 15 repeticiones en 4 sesiones, usa 12 kilos", no te queda mas que agachar la cabeza, observar tus angostas y débiles piernitas y rezar porque la montaña de músculos tenga razón y porque la chica de al lado, que probablemente lleva ya mas de 2 meses ahí, no se burle de ti, "12 kilos, ridículo!"

Después de dos días es el dolor que nos aprisiona, cada pedazo de músculo se estira y cuando menos lo piensas ya ni siquiera puedes ponerte en pie, pero debes seguir, y al siguiente days come back again and again to repeat the cycle of exercises that make you feel better. If you ate before the just now you can not quit, but you should eat healthy, do not want to end up like the fat kid that never fails in the gym, the one who dreams of losing 20 kilos more, but always runs after the gym home to eat two chocolate cakes, pizza and grilled chicken enterito.

taken a month and have noticed that what most men are strengthen the pectorals. And not because we want to emulate the volume to a greater or lesser extent to the breasts of women, of course, with few exceptions like the breasts of President Garcia, on the contrary, most of men looking to have a well-defined pecs and completely hardened by a well-worked muscles.

I imagine that many people uncomfortable look in the mirror and notice sagging, not knowing whether to use or support vividi and think about how they could be much more attractive, the tension increases as summer approaches and invades the desperation, some even away from the beaches, others, more daring, they believe that holding your breath and walking like Robocop go unnoticed.

Of course, it is virtually impossible to replace years of working with a couple of months of effort, that is why I've started now, but am naturally athletic, always good exercise because it also relieves accumulated stress due to the routine work, relationships or to relieve stress view, whatever the excuse, a few drops of sweat worth the sacrifice.

The other day I returned home late from the gym, when I was about to take a shower, no water, as it could go to rest with the body sweating has not been one that I go to my neighbor's house to lend me your shower, seeing my toned chest and my abdomen has not been hardened to resist and let me go ...

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do not know if it was his eyes or the song ...

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Excuses Curated

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Now what do I do? Is the question we always do when trying to find an excuse for our lack of commitment solvent, some are very creative, we must resort to other friends, depending on the case, to help us to spin a story that is convincing for other affected part.

The human brain, well fed, is very creative, and even more if we need to invent excuses are to give to the girl we love, love, lover, girlfriend or wife. Such is the case of my friend Tony, he always has an excuse for everything, I sometimes turn to them if the excuse exceeds the limit of my imagination and must be 100% credible, not to damage susceptibility.

Tonny, is a football fan when his team lost to Barcelona is not like others to apologize on the trainer, the more sophisticated looks for excuses, all worthy of a scientist working on the art of inventing, such claims "incomplementariedad the tactical offensive after the first goal of the adversary", "poor physical condition of the front left edge," and until I heard him say, "adverse effect of climate factor, all worthy of a football commentator, sometimes I really want to believe who is Peruvian, so I made up excuses for why we always lose, at least thus relieve the feeling of anger that grips us every time we left a land losers game.

But his most startling are the excuses that invented when to ease tensions in their relationship, on one occasion he told his girlfriend that he had forgotten the anniversary date for regularly suffers blackouts number it sometimes impossible to remember dates memorable, even though the guard and is present in your subconscious, it sometimes retained because of stress and leaves us free until two or three days then it is surprising that you believe, and remembering dates reinforces his excuse that his girlfriend has forgotten, as "the date that the teddy bear gift with much love that she keeps next to his bed", or "collars gave her the day she was traveling to support their master "or" date of birth of his pet parrot. " He argues that a good excuse is always looking to the other person in similar situation like that brings the feeling of guilt, that way the other person to be in this situation no choice but to accept the excuse.

The other day, I missed an appointment and I have resorted to tonny excuse, as I do not dare to call it planted actually leave because I fell asleep following a night of drinking with some friends last night, Tony advised me that:

Tell your dog has been sick all night and as you will have a special affection, because I nursed when you were a baby, you've been with her all night watching you, is why any time now you fell asleep and when you woke up it was noon, which is why you could not tell him to postpone the appointment time.

The problem is that I have a pet, what do you think I believe?

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My friend has been bitten by a dog, therefore, since I have been vaccinated against rabies feels strangely happier, has ceased to renege and babbling, to your daily diet has added a smile. Particularly

she always complained about everything and when he was surrounded by strange people began to clench his teeth and emit high-pitched noises, the listener knew he was not welcome, but now can not stop smiling the whole world in its agenda and has scored more phone numbers of new people who all had so far succeeded in his office his friends believe that it has become a flirt.

The problem is that my friend in gratitude for the change of aura has thought of adopting a dog that has bitten.

And that race is the dog?, I asked in our last conversation.

is a stray dog \u200b\u200bbit you And where?
The company, once a month a brigade is usually done in areas of invasion of the city, after the brigade, a dog's face looked at me very hungry and I as I'm too generous, I offered a piece of cake was eating and it bit me.
wow, it seems that not only did a bit but the whole cake.
(laughs), I bit his fingers, the nail went through me, almost I'm dying of pain.
That you get for generous.
I want to adopt, but nobody wanted to help

When I said that, I thought of help, first we need to catch him, but as a stray and hungry, we have taken some precautions.

I said that first we must go with gloves and helmet, in case we will keep a dog in heat so distracted, the problem is we do not know if he's alive, poor thing, maybe he died of rabies, while my friend is happy, in his office have eased the workload, now only archive dedicated to stories and when asked as this, it makes them little fist with middle finger raised, says it's relaxing! ...

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She was 17 when he decided to live, her heart had known only teenage love, love that which you believe to especially since it runs but never filled, otherwise distracted and fall into inconsistencies makes hormones own age.

From time to time, his life changed when I least expected, when he left his first love with a short goodbye but causing an endless pain, it vanished, at least it was what she thought of us being by he, a stranger appeared in his life with his boyish smile and his speech that the show must go on, they drew their unfounded nostalgia and grim, to plunge into a new frenzy of passion, perhaps never before experienced and one from the beginning to the end.

Loves start as discordant outbursts and adrenaline-filled, twink and sporadic, altruistic and spontaneous, you never know who wants more, who want more, but beyond, every day seems the last, and one day without seeing it as a century, when they finally are reunited, it's like the first time. He and she were not oblivious to this home, until your love is returned automatically.

automatic Love, do not choose, just is given, it is their nature and is designed to please. You fall in love with the passing of the months leave to buy the fuel that keeps the flame of love, you start to become complacent, I love the sound of millions, kissing all the time and place lost in every sense. But it's nice that someone you revere and want to be with you, it is sweet that someone loves you without judging and without reason, that your love does not make sense and a lot less than you deserve

But it is false, people lie your love machine. Do not choose love, would love to someone in your place. Has touched you and your girlfriend, but she has chosen you among many, nor has weighed your qualities, or loves you despite your flaws.

No, I believe, do not believe anyone who professes a love for you automatically. Do not believe your girlfriend who just called you twice a week to ask how have you been at work, sends you kisses and hang, or yourself that you will only see after they have passed your favorite series, you get half an hour with her, hug her, I want to repeat the positive infinity and go. We

conformists, we got used to the farce, never trust a love machine, when you sit down, take the wheel of your life, take a sharp turn that makes you wake up and ask why I do this? ...

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When I was in college, I met a friend, Rafael, addicted to the Internet, used mainly to satisfy his sexual appetite, enhance your view of girls with amazing bodies would never have masturbating in bed imagining that the and had sex on-line.

He was what we commonly call " a endured," someone in the real plane repressed desires, unable to look directly into the eyes of a girl in a conversation and less to throw a compliment to a stranger who happened to his view, however Rafael was not ugly, like my friend who is getting married, on the contrary, but lacked Grace, the girls approached him, spoke, but could only respond with short phrases: "Hello ", " If? ", " course! ", " I also " after 3 minutes of conversation the girl was bored and confused, but in the chat, Rafael was a devourer of women, a womanizer, a Don Juan, an affectionate, a lover rampant, there was no girl who resisted his charms, was so persuasive that came to undress in the first conversation.

When he had no access at home, went religiously every day from 7 pm until after dawn to the cabins of his friend, requested a private booth, a six pack and you could spend hours and hours in front of a 19 "specially equipped for such a demanding customer like him, watching videos, photos and girlfriend having sex with what you submit.
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, but what about kissing?, And the moaning?, where are the arms?, And loving words of love? These things are not provided by the virtual sex. Those things do not give you the hand. I prefer the real sex, he said.

Once the owner of the cabins installed a webcam, Rafael could not contain the joy that day took two Appleton, let's take the holy water said to me, from that day's life my friend turned around, their conversations verbatim was added real images he shared with us was how I met Patty -al-sky take me , LaOrgasMika, Gio-for-back-no, the dead-lift- , dust-celestial , among others, Rafael virtual lovers, who knows if they had life of its own, or were just like my friend, addicted to sex.

Until one day, as if by magic, ends with one of those hot chat channels, it was like being in a brothel but no face, just a nick that rebelled your level of sexual desire, and that's how I met to DulceziTa , by pure chance.

After spirited discussions night, and applying the techniques of virtual crush on my friend, DulceziTa agreed to a live date, the average had expected tall, brunette, brown eyes, black hair, big breasts and a little round ass, could not contain the emotion, so I told Rafael.

time I get on in that corner where we've meet, DulceziTa was Raphael, the son of a bitch I always played the same joke to all your friends, after promoting a right hand, take me to mourn, which thought this idiot had to play well with my feelings ...

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I lost a friend. And I'm in the hands of the world's oldest tradition: marriage. The trap laid her his girlfriend, after 4 years as lovers, they are committed.

As you get married?, Imperative tone and look of "no kidding", I asked incredulously as if the fact that raised his voice did come around, step back and say that I was playing a joke.

My friend has always been a bit ugly, "not graceful", I remember as a teenager at school was the kind of guy who combed his hair with side part and all his clothes seemed inherited his grandfather, and at puberty became rebellious, not shaving, combing inspection only when we started using pre-military and torn jeans to the same cut gracefully with his rusty knife. Unfortunately

ugly, never disappeared, but rather worsened when he began to get acne pimples all over his face own puberty and contained desire to fornicate with more than his hand. Already in his time at university was of abandonment, lack of groping a woman, took refuge in alcohol, there was no day that did not come home drunk, his mother in more than one occasion was nearly to throw it in your home, but always found a way to enter, once came home drunk as usual, his mother had changed the locks on his door and had no choice but to climb onto the roof, even Spider-Man to enter through the window, from where his mother gave up, I knew only the love of a woman "naive" might do mature, get a girlfriend, he repeated all the time.

definitely, my friend does not match their lifestyle, unfortunately never understood, never met a lover, grab, trap, even on occasion paid confused love with the true: I love

said, come with me to buy a bouquet of roses.
Chinese (as we call it), I explain: it is a bitch, as you are going to take a bouquet of roses. Fortunately
withdrew.

Until one day, for work reasons, he moved to another city, met his new job one of its kind (a sweetie), she was the opposite to him, five years older, modest, not and barely making it like parties, all that my friend needed to change habits, became his first and so far only love, began to straighten out his life, his nickname we have added the suffix "depressed."

do not know who has caught whom, but my friend is happy, I've already started contacting some strippers to organize your bachelor party, I hope my friend does not fall in love with one of them and end up canceling their marriage.

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On the recommendation of my friend, who I know from puberty, we left yesterday. The purpose, take a few drinks at another friend's house for a moment and help me get out of post-breakup trauma that always pulls us neglect.

In our telephone conversation, he explains:
Lalo, you do? Nothing
looking the ceiling.
Do not be jerk. --- My friends always use a lexicon grotesque to show me drop my car is not right --- We're going to Santiago's house to drink some whiskey, Swing for hurry, I happened to see in half an hour.

And they are so concerned, do not even ask what I want to do, simply imposing the recipe but used for these cases: "a few drinks."

1 hour later, Santiago's house, he always gives his house for our meetings, I think that rather do it because you can not leave because you are married, but his wife, so kind, always welcomes us with a smile, even in the back to keep a knife clavárnoslos when, after drinking so much you fall asleep, so that we will always long and so far we have not given the opportunity to carry out their macabre plan. Hey

never bother your wife. Normal - explains it. And it serves the first round, while I program the music. Therapy is a success, after 3 rounds, I'm smiling and laughing in my life, my friends make jokes with my bad luck:

Remember when he beat the school's anniversary party?
All were released to laugh.

After two hours, one of them has the brilliant idea of \u200b\u200bgoing to a club, after several shots were already over, we thought we were able to woo any woman, but once there, the sexual drive was one of them prisoner and suggested going to a night club, after all if you want to see women, what better than naked, he said.

My two friends have "put a powder," I've fallen asleep in one of the chairs next to a blonde with his money, apparently I was breastfeeding, when I raised:

vamonos
Boys What happens is that we have no silver.
I will soon, as it is? 200 soles

I have only 100

As not let us leave, for this it was almost 12 the next day, I decided to negotiate with the administrator:

Solo we have 100 soles, which would it be if my friend let her go home, bring money and so we all go.

The Administrator agrees, but my friend does not return, we called home, but we say it is sleeping. My friend who is a lawyer has decided to call the prosecution to report a kidnapping, I am convinced that not a good idea, that does not pay above the "dust" is not Conchudo, thank goodness we have understood because he always gets aggressive when feeding.

By this time, have agreed to lend me a pc that have internet and I could publish this letter, we have run out of phone credit, at the front desk refused to lend the phone, my friend's girlfriend who calls every minute but he has run out of ideas that respond to their whereabouts, if someone has 100 soles for loans, promise to return later this month.

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