many times have we heard people say the Bible protects most against any evil entity, rather than a Mangnun, one that can kill Nemesis in RE3.
Out of curiosity I entered to investigate hundreds of testimonies and tactics that give support to a curious belief, or would have done to be convinced that I would find something decent, so after much thought, many potential uses and customs, all in five minutes I decided to write a quick guide to using the Bible as protection.
1. believer: Believe in Allah, Jebus, God, Zeus, Mohamed Ali, La Monalisa, Santo Niño de Atocha, Osito Bimbo. (Refrain Flying Spaghetti Monster, Verne, Elves, Martyrs and smoking)
2. Choosing a Bible: This is a very important step. The sacred writing calligraphy should be large, it is preferable to take pictures and illustrations fill every page. Large, no Bible pocket because his power is not as strong. If collector's edition is perfect.
3. Arm: The user must have an arm in shape, note that using the Bible regularly. Arm can take blessings for more than one continuous hour.
4. Use: Once identified the opponent close to the Bible, gain momentum and throw it on the head of the aggressor. Only works against against corporeal bodies from flies and mosquitoes to psychopaths and maniacs that not even the slaughter in Texas could recover from this tremendous Porrasa; to incorporeal beings and imaginary is better to run away with all his might and tell a qualified psychiatrist or, failing that, hiding in a cave by the sea with a ball named Wilson or another name of your choice.
This is our chance to create an association that tells facts about how the Bible has helped to protect against evil aggressors is our chance to see the world that the Bible is not a simple overrated book is our chance to show the thousands benefits it brings to have this holy book in every home. Let each household have a gun to ward off the devil, we realize the importance of the Bible, let's arm to throw it to perfection.
Or you can sign up for self-defense classes, and is more beneficial as not carrying such a great book.
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